Eukanuba German Shepherd Adult Economy Pack 2 x 12kg Complete Dog Food Agility and Healthy Mobile Joints FREE Heim SuperGrip Tracking Line 5m Longterm for hvpyac450-New pet supplies

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Eukanuba German Shepherd Adult Economy Pack 2 x 12kg Complete Dog Food Agility and Healthy Mobile Joints FREE Heim SuperGrip Tracking Line 5m Longterm for hvpyac450-New pet supplies

Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.

- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.

F Dog Car Seat Covers,600D Oxford Cloth Waterproof Durable AntiScratch Nonslip Back Seat Pet Predection Dog Trip Hammock with Mesh Window and Side Flaps Dog Seat CoverFabulous Pet Water Resistant Portable Doggie, Dog, Puppy, Cat, Kitten Play Pen(Small).

A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.

- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.

F Halloween Witch, Pumpkin Light, 3D Bedding, Halloween Four, Size Size Quilt Cover 180 220cm, Sheets 200 240cm, Pillowcase 48 74cmFairy Baby Pet & Baby Gate Narrow Extra Wide for Stairs Metal and Wood Pressure Mounted Safety Walk Through Gate,29 High,Fit Spaces Between 29.53 32.28 ,Coffee Black (37 Days Delivered).

A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.

- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.

- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.

F LargeCWWYJL Pet House Pet Mattress, Fashion Kennel Indoor Warm Cat Litter 2 Models 5 Size (color A, Size XXL)Falfa Cravins Treats Timothy Hay 30oz 12pc.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.

- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???

Eukanuba German Shepherd Adult Economy Pack 2 x 12kg Complete Dog Food Agility and Healthy Mobile Joints FREE Heim SuperGrip Tracking Line 5m Longterm for hvpyac450-New pet supplies

F MediumDog bed LDFN Biteresistant Washable Four Seasons General Pet Mattress Large Pet Cat Bed,FMFan Accessories Fan Filter Kit 80mm 30 Pores Media Black (1 piece) by Orion Fans.

First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.

- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.

- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.

- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.

F Pet Backpack Space Capsule Bubble Design Transparent Cover Portable Pet Travel Breathable Backpack Suitable for Small Pet Dogs and Cats,DFancy Feast Chopped Grill by Fancy Feast.

Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.

- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.

F Round Waste Container Only, Gallon Garbage Can Liners,Heavy Duty Trash Bags Extra Large Commercial Plastic Bucket,NFancy Feast Wet Cat Food, Grilled, Tuna Feast in Gravy, 3Ounce Can, Pack of 24.

The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.

- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.

F SWLDD Pet Bag Cat Cage Out Carrying Bag Transparent Cat Box Cat Backpack (color F, Size S)Fanng Dog Chew Toys Durable Bone Shape Dog Toys for Aggressive Chewers 13 Inch Extra Large Dog Toys with Strong Tug Convex Design for Medium and Large Dogs NonToxic Tooth Cleaning (Squeak Toys).

Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!

-Dick

FANQIECHAODAN Pet Teepee Tent for DogsCute Dog Tent Bed Modern Pet Teepee Tent House,Removable Washable Nest Indoor Dog House Cat Tent Bed Tipi Fantasy World Fantasista Lounge S (japan import)

Farm Dog Naturals Salvation Skin Care Crusty Nose Balm – Herbs Remedies for Dogs Farmina Natural & Delicious Quinoa Skin & Coat Duck Dry Dog Food, 5.5lbs

F XlYJLGRYF Kennel Pad Crate Pad For Pets Teddy golden Retriever Dog Nest Suitable For Medium And Large Dogs And Cats Pet House (color D, Size S)

F.M. Brown 1 Piece Tropical Carnival Natural Timothy Hay, 96Ounce

Farnam Cough Free Powder for Horses, 1 lb